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Hitler Accused of Performing Autistic Salute at Trump Rally — Gumf Magazine
Pope Francis Regenerates Into Danny Dyer Like Doctor Who
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans, So I Got Stuck In And Coordinated Some Drone Strikes
Connor Fenton Wears Jeans At Home Until Bedtime
My Band ‘The Reytons’ Are Poet Laureate Now
Elon Musk Announces SpaceX Flight To Colonise The Sudetenland
Katie Price Announces 'Air Jordan' Brand
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Not cool, Adolf! That’s what many online commenters are saying in response to Führer Adolf Hitler, who this week has been accused of performing an Autistic salute at President Trump’s inauguration. “It’s clearly meant as some kind of neurodivergent dog whistle,” said @beiyu255 on the website curre
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Just like all good Popes do, Francis has been reborn through a shoddy looking CGI regeneration.
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The world found out shortly before 2 p.m. eastern time on March 15 that the United States was bombing Houthi targets across Yemen. I, however, found out two hours before this because I had been added—apparently accidentally and unbeknownst to the other participants—to a chat on the encrypted messag
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Gumf’s co-founder is embroiled in fresh controversy after being seen in Levis at home after 6pm.
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Rotheram’s finest ‘The Reytons’ have been awarded the highest honour in the written arts by King Chuck III
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It’s time for us to say “Masterful gambit, mein Führer!” because neurodivergent gamer, Elon Musk has today launched the first successful expedition to the Sudetenland since 1938. Speaking at a conference of far-right podcasters and epic-meme-enjoyers this morning, the neurodivergent gamer couldn’t c
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